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Client: “I googled my name and there is some nasty stuff about me on the Internet. There is this guy saying in his blog that I am an idiot. I want you to remove that blog and block the Internet if they write shit about me.”

Us: “We cannot do that.”

Client: “Well, get someone else to do it…

rainbowbandit:

let’s get to know each other.

oh dear. :P

rainbowbandit:

let’s get to know each other.

oh dear. :P

glad I never said this to a client

clientsfromhell:

Client: “Hmmm, could you make it bigger?”

Me: “That’s what she said.”

Client: “You’re out.”

dinner: (leftover) sauteed mushrooms with stir-fried spiced pasta.  spices were turmeric, basil, oregano, black pepper, and cayenne pepper :D i also threw in some carrots, onions, and cilantro for good measure~

dinner: (leftover) sauteed mushrooms with stir-fried spiced pasta.  spices were turmeric, basil, oregano, black pepper, and cayenne pepper :D i also threw in some carrots, onions, and cilantro for good measure~

Amigumuri birds I made for my boyfriend in celebration of Valentine’s Day~
pattern is here.  you’ll need a Lion Brand account (free) to access it though :)

Amigumuri birds I made for my boyfriend in celebration of Valentine’s Day~

pattern is here.  you’ll need a Lion Brand account (free) to access it though :)

Oh, the product will sell. God wants it to.
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I got together 6 of my trusted friends, we each had a bottle of wine and printed out all 47 pages of the website you designed. I have written the notes out on every page - we have a lot of tweaks.
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All these drawings about dinosaurs… Why can’t we have photos?
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FAIL.

clientsfromhell:

Client: “Well, how big is your computer?”

Me: “My, uh… How big?”

Client: “Yeah. How big? Is it big enough to handle a big sign?”

Me: “Well it’s a newer MacBook Pro so, like I said, I shouldn’t have any trouble.”

Client: “No, like how many inches?”

Me: “Um, well… It has a 17-inch screen.”

Client: “Well that won’t work. We need something that’s thirty or forty inches wide. It’s a big sign.”

Above all, when you redesign the website, I don’t want any HTML in it. I’m tired of dealing with all the hassles of HTML.
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Our web application support team doesn’t know html or javascript, can you redo the project so you aren’t using those?
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Dark Chocolate and Water

Antioxidants and pure hydration.  Both keep me from choking a bitch while I’m ridin’ the crimson tide.

I have printed it out, but the animated GIF is not moving?
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No freebies, even for a “direct descendant of Genghis Khan”

clientsfromhell:

Me: “So what’s your budget?”

Client: “Well we are well known amongst all the Russian billionaires so there is great potential for you to get your name out there by doing this project for free. Also I am a direct descendant of Genghis Khan.”

WHOA. o_o’ found it from Charles’ Facebook page.  good read.